25 Quotes by Jessi Klein

A sockless man is not to be trusted.

The number one symptom of being old is caring whether someone thinks you're old.

I do not remotely look like Audrey Hepburn. Nobody does. That's the whole point of Audrey Hepburn.

Why do we have to be a nation divided between misses and ma'ams?

My parents spent countless hours teaching me to read and write. My mother was an English teacher who patiently taught me where to put my periods and commas, and my father, who loves books more than anyone I know, taught me from an early age that books are precious and should be handled gently , "like butterflies.

The pain of knowing that you witnessed the very first moment of the beautiful person's life, and that, one day, hopefully at least a hundred years from now, there will inevitably be a last moment.

The journey by which two people find each other and decide to make a life together must involve an accumulation of so many twists and turns for both. It's a mystery as to how it all gets done.

Lingerie is really never worth the agita.

Texting is like kryptonite to women's standards.