87 Quotes About Humour-life

I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.

My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?

Everyday is a new day of life, everyday is new challenges of life for survival, this is example nothing is permanent in our life.

More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined

I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.

Humans for most part are boorish, boastful, and beasts. They're pretentious, piss-full, pussy-led and penis-full as their priests.

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.

I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.

I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.