8 Quotes by Daily Florence

Dogs aren’t just for Christmas; you could probably get hold of a cat for a few weeks too.

More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined

Buddhists are fundamentally just lazy people who've mastered avoidance—avoid Buddhists

When you're dead, everybody else is just going to carry on regardless, so keep that in mind when you're giving way to traffic.

Serial killers don't procrastinate, so neither should you.

The more time you waste when you're young, the sadder you'll be in your nursing home

Mime artists are what happens to men when they’ve been single for too long

Impatience is progress’s best friend.