678 Quotes About Aphorisms

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.