28 Quotes About Accountant

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.

Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.

You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

An accountant is someone who attempts to value the present. An actuary is someone who attempts to value the future.

Darius blinked. "You're an accountant?" She looked more like a supermodel librarian. Not that he could tell her that.

Have I ever told you you're like some kind of occult superhero? Georgia Clare: bookkeeper by day, badass biker witch by night. Seriously, you should put that on your business cards.

It wasn't her dream job, but she did quite enjoy the satisfaction of transforming a messy pile of paperwork into neat rows of figures.