31 Quotes by Sorin Suciu

Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it.

At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, in style.

The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.

Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.

Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic drinking game that later evolved into the imperial measurement system.

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out.

He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because sound travels slower in halitosis.

The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison.