29 Quotes About Geek-humor

No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.

Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it.

At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, in style.

The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.

Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.

The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison.

He knew for a fact that he was so hopelessly bad at seeing through camouflage that, if left alone in the forest, he might even attempt to make fire by rubbing two snakes together.

That was when I realised a sad but incontrovertible truth: I was a geek, and there was no getting around it. I could dress in Kate’s clothes, but it didn’t make me Kate.

Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.