9 Quotes by Bradley Sands

That's just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren't more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science.

I will fucking kill you and anyone else who gets in the way of me and my tunes.

Sometimes the good guy rips out innocent people's throats. That's just something the world need to live with if it wants the good guy to keep saving the day.

The Motion Picture Association of America wipes the sweat off its brow and sings the PG-13 song.

Tough guys toughen up when faced with adversity. So he flexes his gag reflex and steps inside.

Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.

Sometimes the good guy rips out innocent people’s throats. That’s just something the world need to live with if it wants the good guy to keep saving the day.

Some rules have existed since the creation of the Earth. They do not need to come out of my mouth. They have always existed. There has always been a rule against using a Slip n’ Slide indoors. There has always been a rule against lying down in the mouth of a dead relative.

Accidentally cut a few strips outta his patient’s brain. Interested in what would happen if he stitched them back in the wrong place. Patient woke up thinking he was a panda ice cream spatula.