1,392 Quotes by Brandon Sanderson

I've always been very confident in my immaturity.

-¿Qué clase de cosas puedes romper?-De todo tipo. Puertas, dispositivos electrónicos, mesas... Una vez rompí un pollo. -¿Un pollo?-Sí, estaba de excursión. Me... frustré y cogí un pollo. Cuando lo solté, se le cayeron de golpe todas las plumas y, a partir de entonces, se negó a comer otra cosa que no fuera comida para gatos.

If you spend your life knocking people down, you eventually find they won't stand up for you.

That night, it rained on the other dogs, who slept outside in the cold barn, which leaked. But the little dog snuggled into a warm bed beside the fire, hugged by the farmer’s children, his belly full. And as he did, the dog sadly thought to himself, ‘I could not become a dragon. I am an utter and complete failure.’ The end.

I doubt any dragon ever had it so good anyway.

I could not become a dragon. I am an utter and complete failure.

Oh, Wax has always been solemn, but when he's at his best, there's a smirk underneath.

Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky."Wayne: "It is lucky. I ain't never died while wearing that hat." Marasi frowned. "I ... I'm not sure I know how to respond."Wax: "That's a common reaction to Wayne.

It's like I often say..." "Greet every morning with a smile. That way it won't know what you're planning to do to it?""No, not that one.""Until you know it ain't true, treat every woman like she has an older brother what is stronger than you are?""No, not...Wait, I said that?""Yes," Wax said, turning back to his notes. "It was a very chivalrous moment for you." "Rusts. I should really write these things down.