33 Quotes by Brian Celio

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

Let me be frank even though I'm Vincent and prefer to be called V.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.

Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!