33 Quotes by Brian Celio

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Individuality or Unity? I say there’s room for both.

Just because you’re scarred for life doesn’t mean you should be scared to live.

I’m just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I’m not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don’t believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!