63 Quotes by Brian Posehn

We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

Because I go outside sometimes, I'm exposed to terrible, terrible music in public.

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.

I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me.

In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point me at 'em!'

Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out 'Depeche Mode.'