81 Quotes by Britt Ekland

Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around.

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again.

I used to collect vintage clothing - exquisite lace dresses, embroidered shawls and ornate jewelry - but that's just not me any more.

I'm not scared of snakes, spiders or heights. I have three children; as a mum, you can't be afraid of things like that.

I am as far from a hypochondriac as you could ever be.

I never really learned the value of money. My father didn't spoil me, but I think my grandparents did.

As for the stage fright, it never goes away. When I'm waiting in the wings to go on, it's agony every single time but I stay focused and I know that once I'm on stage it'll be fine; I'll be in my happy little bubble.

Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who comes everywhere with me. I'm devoted to him, now my kids have long since flown the nest.

The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.