110 Quotes by Bruce Campbell

If you don't have any money and you want to make a horror movie, take a six-inch wide brush for house painting and dip that in a bucket of blood, and then just flick your wrist. You'll get this great speckled splash of blood, and it will cost you nothing.

I'll do more than the average actor, but I'm smart enough to know why stunt guys exist.

You'll lose about two million brain cells every minute that goes by.

You couldn't make a cheap drama. That would be too low-budget. Drama has to have good photography and well-known actors.

I'm wearing three hats; I'm acting, producing, and directing. I was very involved in developing the script, too. But to me, that is very liberating. To me, the lower the budget, the more I want to be involved. I want to be more in control of my own destiny when there isn't much money involved, because you don't have the experts who can control your destiny.

You have to take the horror seriously but there's gags aplenty. Most people, when they do horror it's just grim.

Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the movies. You start to have inside jokes and gallows humor. You have all kinds of things you laugh at, but as soon as you tell somebody, the joke falls flat because they don't know the context of it.

I've always enjoyed playing a little left of center characters. Otherwise I'd be on a soap opera.

You can't get a movie made without a script; it's the blueprint to your building.