51 Quotes by Bruce Eric Kaplan

As an adult, it's hard for me to remember my mother before her sickness. But if I go back into childhood, I can access that.

It's not like during your normal day, anyone says, 'How do having meaning in your life? How do you make meaning in your life?'

Actually, I think that 'Seinfeld' tackles the same kinds of issues as 'Six Feet Under,' just in a different way.

Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness.

I actually thought, like, I was sure 'Get Smart' and, like, 'James Bond' movies, I was sure that that's what real life was like.

I always doodled as a kid while I was talking on the phone or watching TV.

I can't get enough of self-help books of all kinds.

I go through my day remembering things like telephone cords.

I had always wanted to do a collection of cartoons, but you have to wait until someone is actually interested.