51 Quotes by Bruce Eric Kaplan

I love graduation speeches. I have always loved them; I will always love them.

I loved Charles Addams more than anything. Still love him.

I started doing a Twitter feed when my father was dying. I was very distracted, preoccupied. It was upsetting.

I used cartoons as diaries. I still do. They're my way of figuring out the world, what's happening to me or what I'm thinking about.

I was trying to be a writer, and I was kind of getting sidetracked, so I started doing cartoons as a form of expression.

I'm continually working on myself. Nothing ever actually works.

I've had to whine for everything I've ever really wanted.

I've sat through boring speeches; didn't get up and leave.

In New York, all the crews read 'The New Yorker.' In Los Angeles, they don't know from 'The New Yorker.'