51 Quotes by Bruce Eric Kaplan

In television writing, you want to hear what the characters say as opposed to giving them something to say. It's the same with the cartoons.

It's self-soothing for me to draw. So if I'm upset, drawing makes me less upset.

My father would often start to say something, then say 'Forget it.'

No, I never - no one ever - I never learned anything when I was a kid. Honestly, my parents had nothing to tell me - like, no wisdom, nothing.

One identity is as a television writer, which is very classically Southern California, but another of my personae is as a New Yorker cartoonist.

Shooting in Los Angeles is always pleasant and comfortable. Shooting in New York is like being on 'Survivor.'

Sometimes I'll be reading something online and just get so frustrated because of what people are saying.

When I was a kid, and I was watching TV, I just loved it so much that I wanted to crawl into that TV.

We are all just little dolls of ourselves. Who occasionally pull back the curtains to reveal the real us.