6 Quotes by Bunmi Laditan

Having kids while not being rich enough to afford a nanny was the worst mistake you ever made.

In a mother's lovethe only heartbreakis when they dowhat you have prepared them for:leave

Motherhood has a way of talking all of your "I'll never"s and turning them into "Whatever works.

dear mother,our daughters watch usto see what they'll be expected to beand our sons watch usto see what they'll be able to get away with

Today I am planting a garden of happiness. The seeds are my closed mouth.

Toddlers don't like to eat from their own plates. It's far too predictable. They much prefer raining on your own food parade by picking at your meal. When toddlers do this, it's their way of saying, "Motherfucker, I own you." If you've never tried to enjoy food while having a dirty, chubby toddler hand that has probably recently been up her butt reach onto your plate and pull off your last slice of bacon, you're living the dream.