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I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
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I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life
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Lie to yourself all the time. It makes you feel better
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Friendship" is just a hot person's way of making you their slave.
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Never interact with attractive people. Unless you're "one of them" they're just gonna take advantage of you.
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