7 Quotes by Burt Prelutsky

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    If liberals didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all.

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    Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with Jews building houses in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran.

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    It seems to me that if you can’t make a good solid case for your faith, you don’t have a religion, you just have a habit.

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    We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don’t grow bananas.

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    The main problem with pacifism is that it doesn’t work in all situations. The main problem with pacifists is that they’re convinced it does.

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    Attempted murder should carry the same penalty as first-degree murder. Otherwise, you’re simply rewarding incompetence.

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    Finally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician.

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