4 Quotes by C.N. Crawford

  • Author C.N. Crawford
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    Quit making my living room cold,” shouted Elise. “What’s the matter with you? Fool. That’s what happens when you spend too much time celibate. Lose your temper over every damn thing, drive up everyone’s heating bill with the cold air from your magic. No one wants to pay for that. No wonder you’re still single.

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    Lucky for me, I could easily rely on one of my favorite tactics: acting like a feckless dipshit.

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    Look, I am a good person. Or, at the worst, I am morally gray.

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    I swallowed hard. How did one politely ask for a person’s teeth?

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