13 Quotes by Caitlin McKenna

Being Irish was much better than having big boobs.

Bonnie Tedesco, Casting Director from Hell. One of my father’s sayings quickly came to mind. “Dynamite comes in small packages.

My name is Linda Symcox – and I’m a lie-oholic. I came to Hollywood to work as an actress, but soon found out that I couldn’t get a decent audition, let alone a job. It seems I didn’t stand out enough.

My name is Linda Symcox – and I’m a lie-oholic.

I heard the high-pitched stabbing music from the shower scene in Psycho as my name seemed to grow bigger and bigger before my eyes. I slammed my checkbook shut. “Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Perhaps the best way to slip through a system unnoticed is through confusion and disorganization. Where could I find both in one place? The Department of Motor Vehicles. Before I went down to The Most Miserable Place on Earth, I decided to prep for it. I treated it like an audition. I spent an hour on my hair and makeup, and an additional twenty minutes picking out the perfect short dress. Now it was time for some Irish charm.

Well, as my da always says, ‘If ya have to say what ya are, ya aren.

You’re an American actress pretending to be an Irish actress playing an English actress who gets possessed by some German woman?

Well, your father always says that if you have to say what you are, you aren.