190 Quotes by Carl Hiaasen

...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me.""You don't know that.""Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.

Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.

So for a while, they sat peacefully in the swamp, listening to Mrs. Starch hum while the little panther slurped happily and the emerald leaves overhead shimmered and shook in the sunlight.

But Erin let it slide. The child was only four years old; she had a whole lifetime to learn about sadness. Today was for Dalmatians, ice cream and new dolls.

Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.

In his own mind, it was never a matter of courage. But courage it was.

Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!!

From the pancake house I drive directly to the county morgue. The contrast is not especially striking.

My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.