190 Quotes by Carl Hiaasen

There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the satirist - you have to examine your own country and say, look!

Informed opponents of Obama's healthcare initiative have expressed dismay at the low level of discourse.

There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only unemployment block.

I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly good sentence or passage.

They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A.

Unfortunately, I don't get to read nearly as much as I want because I'm always working on my own stuff, either the novels or newspaper columns.

When I'm working on a novel of my own, I try to read mostly nonfiction, although sometimes I break down and peek at something else.

We've always been fascinated with movie stars and singers, but the fascination with people who really have nothing to offer is something new.

I'd always wanted to write books ever since I was a kid,