3 Quotes by Carlie Martece

Secondary school was horrific. There was continued pressure to become an adult human, and we had never prepared for this, having planned to become an alien warrior princess before primary school was over.

This episode was brought to you by a letter from Satan, a shitload of numbers, and the popular phrase, Overly Dramatic Fantasy Revenge Sequence.

She lines her eyes with the dark shades of the misunderstood and applies lip gloss in the face of tragedy.