46 Quotes by Caroline Rhea

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male...

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

I'm so into momminess.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.