256 Quotes by Casey Stengel

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote ‘Do good in school.’ I looked up and the guy was 78 years old.

Mr. that boy couldn’t hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, ‘Can’t anybody here play this game?’ There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had plenty of them.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you’d drop it.

Sometimes it’s easier to understand things than it is to figure them out.

Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.

Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can’t catch.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.