256 Quotes by Casey Stengel

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The Mets has come along slow, but fast!

Even my players aren't players.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.