256 Quotes by Casey Stengel

Johnny Sain don’t say much, but that don’t matter much, because when you’re out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.

Son, it ain’t the water cooler that’s striking you out.

We’ve got to learn how to stay out of triple plays.

Why shouldn’t he break Ruth’s record? He’s got more power than Stalin.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.

If anybody needs me, I’m in my room being embalmed.

Now there’s three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.