256 Quotes by Casey Stengel

It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.

If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.

The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you. The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for... reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.

Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.

If I've got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.