256 Quotes by Casey Stengel

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.

It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.