3 Quotes by Chandler Bing

My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... it kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby...

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I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. You know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them