1,615 Quotes by Charles Bukowski

I just sit here and look at my hands. It is one of my better evenings. Yesterday I was very depressed.

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

jan was an excellent fuck...she had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a knife that was killing her.

Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.

So be careful when you bend over.

since some people had told me that I was ugly, I always preferred shade to the sun, darkness to light

It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.

I have, he went on, betrayed myself withbelief, deluded myself with lovetricked myself with sex.the bottle is damned faithful, he said,the bottle will not lie

for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I should stay listed via Pacific Telephone until I get as much as the average man has had