18 Quotes by Charles Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRS (video recorders), and we could "fast forward' through the crummy times? "Peanuts", Charles M

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn't hurt!