17 Quotes by Charles Willeford

It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.

Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor.

There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats.

No whiskey, no religion, nothing.

The Filipino houseboy was conscious now

a man should always observe fanaticism when he gets the chance.

thinking, when you first try it, is very difficult.

he was an oddity of some magnitude.

Nothing human surprises me.