2 Quotes by Charlotte E. English

Do you want children?’ ‘What?’ He stared at her, nonplussed. ‘Children,’ she persevered. ‘Small, screaming human beings that stink and break everything you own-.

Unicorns?’ said Jay, incredulous. ‘You just whistled a quartet of winged unicorns out of your bra?’ ‘Never underestimate the benefits of a good bra,’ I told him with dignity. ‘As many a lingerie company will tell you.’ Jay, for once, had nothing to say.