140 Quotes by Chevy Chase

I'm a New Yorker, and I live in the country.

Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in there.

I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can.

When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

In this business, you can come and go in a second.

I've usually had two styles: the Fletch character and the Clark Griswold character.

Nobody prepares you for what happens when you get famous, and I didn't handle it well.