140 Quotes by Chevy Chase

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.