140 Quotes by Chevy Chase

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.