140 Quotes by Chevy Chase

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.

How much do I owe you?

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.