10 Quotes by Chris Crutchley

Why did Jane Russell?Because Max Factor

If pigs could fly... bacon would go up

I'll be your 6 if you'll be my 9

I am, therefore I have been involved in at least one orgasm

Go with your heart but take your brain with you

Be confident but not arrogantBe passionate but not not obsessiveBe courageous but not recklessBe assertive but not aggressivehave humility but have your pride too

I do not swallow anything I cannot chew – this is true of what people tell me as well as what I eat!

Better the truth that hurts than the discovered lie that double hurts

Be not optimistic or pessimistic, but realistic