9 Quotes by Chris Horner

We applied for a patent ... for some specific reproductive processes in swine. Any pigs that would be produced using this reproductive technique would be covered by these patents.

We just triple-teamed everyone. I hit first, then they hit after that, we started hitting and we got two in the group. I sat on everything in the back and just shut it down. It was epic.

We just triple-teamed everyone, ... I hit first, then they hit after that, we started hitting and we got two in the group. I sat on everything in the back and just shut it down. It was epic.

Everyone who knows me, I go for the team to win first and for me to win second. I've been on six teams in six years and I guarantee you everyone one of those teams will tell you that I never raced for myself first. I've always raced for my team. I get as much satisfaction out of that as I do when I win. The only difference there is that when you win, you get a bigger paycheck.

At some point in the future, there may be a market, but it's not like that's anything we've really factored into our planning.

It's interesting to be back in the States. I'll be curious to see who's going good and who's not going good. It's a wait-and-see for the first part of the race.

There is nothing - no program, no hobby, no vice, no crime - that does not 'create jobs'. Tsunamis, computer viruses and shooting convenience store clerks all 'create jobs'. So that claim misses the plot; it applies to all so is an argument in favor of none. Instead of an argument on the merits, it is an admission that one has no such arguments.

Pluto's warm-up is a reminder that no matter where you are climate happens. It always has, it always will - with or without SUVs. And it should remind us to continue taking with an ever-increasing grain of salt these claims that your car acts as a weather machine.

Let me tell you, though - there’s a huge difference between Flanders and Paris–Roubaix. They’re not even close to the same. In one, the cobbles are used every day by the cars, and kept up, and stuff like that. The other one - it’s completely different … The best I could do would be to describe it like this - they plowed a dirt road, flew over it with a helicopter, and then just dropped a bunch of rocks out of the helicopter! That’s Paris–Roubaix. It’s that bad - it’s ridiculous.