141 Quotes by Christopher Buckley

Women might just have something to contribute to civilization other than their vaginas".

Once they’re both gone, your parents’ house instantly turns into a museum.

He doesn't like being told what to do. He's reacting against the neo-Puritanism that you mustn't smoke, you mustn't drink, guns are bad.

He?s an American archetype, the PR hustler, who is sort of basically good at heart, but he?s in it for the thrill of the verbal chase and he?s excited by it and he gets carried away with his own artistry.

Reading any collection of a man's quotations is like eating the ingredients that go into a stew instead of cooking them together in the pot. You eat all the carrots, then all the potatoes, then the meat. You won't go away hungry, but it's not quite satisfying. Only a biography, or autobiography, gives you the hot meal.

Christopher Hitchens is the greatest living essayist in the English language.

One realization does dawn upon the death of the second parent, namely that you've now moved into the green room to the River Styx. You're next.

Who needs evidence when you've got the Internet?

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.