5 Quotes by Christopher Curtis

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name,

Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation, ... the difference being instead of coaxing them off rooftops, you're coaxing them into romance. And remember, the negotiator is always in control.

Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation,

Anything a woman asks for is really a demand.

If she's wearing a skirt, this means she's confident. If she smokes, she's got a bad-girl streak.