653 Quotes by Christopher Moore

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.

I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable.

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

He was a writer and words were his weapons.

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?

Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to.

Apologies, one loses perspective after spending a week in a brothel.

Eu sonho com sangue, com uma solidão tão vazia que nem o eco sobreviveria nela e acordo a gritar, ensopado no meu próprio suor, e mesmo depois de acordar a sensação solidão mantém-se durante algum tempo.

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.