8 Quotes by Chuck Tingle

I just wanted to reiterate conclusively and explicitly in the actual text that Bumbleborn and I are a gay couple," Grindlebad adds.

TERFs were kicked even deeper into the dumpster where they belong.

I'm no longer willing to bend over backwards for this unprovoked violence, no longer willing (to) take responsibility for the consequences of their rage when it invades my space and threatens my life. I will help the overwhelmed when I can, and I will live with love and mercy in my heart, but don't come at me as a screaming, rage-filled zombie and expect to be babysat. Not any longer.

I can feel his mountains and valleys, his rivers and forests, deserts and incredibly toned abs.

Suddenly, it all makes sense; the strange way that Domald moves, the green color of his skin, the long neck. Domald Tromp is the Loch Ness Monster.

It is a sad but very real truth that there is no future for relationships where spaghetti and chocolate milk does not play a major role.

To be honest, however, I’m about ready to switch over to my favorite treat, Christmas blend coffee from Starbutts.

For some reason, I find myself looking away, slightly taken aback by the restaurants confident demeanor.