90 Quotes by Colin Mochrie

I have so many evil plans, I’m just trying to find the one which would be best right now!

You know, if I don’t make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

Onstage I do all the stuff I’d never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I’ve ever had.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we’re out there, everything’s fine.

Books made up the bulk of my birthday and Christmas presents. Then I discovered the public library.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that’s why I just make up crap.

I’m a traveling practical joker. That’s my line of work.

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.