90 Quotes by Colin Mochrie

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!