177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end, the whole sum of parts adds up to you got stamped REJECT by the one you love. How can you not be left with the personal confidence of a passed over British Rail sandwich?

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.

Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense -- last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.

I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

I see uncool people!

Good to note: The purpose of dating someone new is not to endlessly commiserate with them about someone old.

No one can be your sun, moon, or stars until you have your own world.

No more sex."I blink several times at Anna as we stand outside the car the next morning. Have we been married long enough for her to say that?