90 Quotes by Colin Mochrie

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!